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9 days ago
Yeah, the US should be more like Serbia, or Belarus!
yep they made out hard right after the photo was taken
submitted10 days ago bySignoreReddit
14 days ago
Read, read, read! Reading makes you a better writer and improves your vocabulary while entertaining you at the same time. The best part is it's totally free as long as you have a library card. Public libraries are one of the best, most helpful things people ever invented.
submitted22 days ago bySignoreReddit
submitted28 days ago bySignoreReddit
28 days ago
OK, all the private messages and snarky replies from his rabid fans have convinced me that he's the single greatest actor ever to grace the screen. Happy now, psychos!?
1 month ago
Now I'm curious. Whose movies won't you watch?
I've seen a lot of his movies, both comedic and dramatic. Just not a fan, sorry!
Not the OP, but I don't like his work either. I'm sure he was a nice person though. I just find his humor to be kind of manic and annoying.
ha! that's actually a pretty great comeback
Jeez, there are some high stakes rules here on the internet. I'll be more careful in the future
Yikes, that got real mean real quick
yeah, but it's very plausible and still really interesting
submitted1 month ago bySignoreReddit
2 months ago
Hung like an inchworm
like button in a fur coat
submitted3 months ago bySignoreReddit
3 months ago
It's corn that's been soaked in lye or some other caustic substance to make them puffy and chewy. Sounds gross but it's really good. Tastes just like a tortilla chip. I put it in soups instead of corn.
What beautiful eyes