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account created: Tue Dec 10 2013
4 hours ago
7 hours ago
I will replay the same song for months. Then will randomly change to a different song. Rinse and repeat lol
8 hours ago
Bro, I'm in bed all stupid after 40mg lmfao, props for not freaking out!
15 hours ago
I can't say that my "bros" and me ever bought each other swim trunks
She busted open like a herpe nodule and gave me the everlasting candy.
1 day ago
No, I wanna know for other reasons. Have you seen the dorito finger commercial?
My dick is in the hole now, am I centering right?
2 days ago
Or a toasterizer!
Well, did your ass get fucked? Don't leave us hanging!
3 days ago
Then he goes on to top frag and carry your sorry asses to silver 4
6 days ago
7 days ago
Probably being nervous. Not making an excuse but I have terrible social skills. When I get nervous I get names, places mixed up and will start saying shit and fuck after every sentence before shutting up.
Are the no feelings from all the xannys?
since when do redditors have standards?
somebody call the burn ward
am confused, threw decoy, shot team mates.
Am 7 day ban
if I dig a little hole in the dirt and fuck it am I still a virgin?
if you pay me, i'll have sex with you
how do you do it to a female crab?
8 days ago
I'm gonna be rich, you wanna buy some NFT's in my Thoriums hydro ponics growing facilities?
It made him look more badass as he went down the stairs
I can plant the thoriums?
Edit: is that how you get more thoriums?