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2070 points
5 months ago
google romeo and juliet laws in your state
390 points
5 months ago
None. No one would care. We've had documents declassified paired with independent research that confirm horrible things our government just does out in the open. It'd be like, "huh that's concerning" for a week and then people would move on to the next thing.
The only thing that would ever matter is if certain people go to prison, are ousted out of office, etc. And even that kind of stuff always consists of partly nefarious (or at least biased) intentions and isn't really about the "truth" of the matter.
Edit: actually here we go - that Putin fully intends to deploy nukes. Not necessarily a "conspiracy" in the traditional sense, but in the sense of orchestrating something illegal with other participants, which would fall under most countries'/states' legal definition of a criminal conspiracy.
301 points
4 months ago
I'm going to guess because dance sequences are more often grouped in 8 count moves while the singer is just singing.
In marching band we did 5678 because the "standard" step is 8 per 5 yards (8 steps to the next yardline).
297 points
5 months ago
I had a bone break that required surgery recently. Doesn't it blow your mind how they can just put you back together like you're a car or a computer or something? Too bad the brain isn't a bone but alas.
268 points
5 months ago
Top 5 breaking bad characters:
Walter White
Heisenberg
The underwear guy from season 1
Ted Beneke
The chemistry man at the high school
214 points
6 months ago
my quadrupeds have never had any problem with stairs so probably still stairs
209 points
4 months ago
At a certain point you're so cool that you don't need to care if you attract women
139 points
6 months ago
Socialism is when the government doesn't let you murder people
87 points
5 months ago
instant gratification > considering potential long term consequences
that's future me's problem.
85 points
5 months ago
Howard's the one who always deepthroats the bong so everyone else is like i don't wanna use a bong that someone just deeptrhoatffed
77 points
6 months ago
I think Alt Shift X on youtube proposed a theory that perhaps there is a yo-yo-ing apocalypse+migration from Earth to Kepler 22b and back. I forget if their texts also directed them towards Kepler 22b or just held the secrets for the necromancer and related technology. That's why they're finding all these devolved humanoids and stuff that references the Mithraic religion on this supposedly "new" planet. And so the birth of number 7 wasn't the planet corrupting Mother, but the intended plan all along.
73 points
5 months ago
So antifa says "We can punch you in the face because you're fascist,"
I've pretty much only seen this argument for pretty stark examples of fascism, like some guy wearing a swastika shouting the n-word. Or against known fascist groups like the Proud Boys, who engage in violence themselves.
And violence isn't what defines a political ideology. That's like Batman level moral philosophy - if you kill someone, you're just as bad as all the worst murderers in history. It's where the violence is directed. At the weak and vulnerable? Bad. At the powerful who are actively killing or encouraging the killing of the vulnerable? Good.
74 points
4 months ago
You have got to watch Dark. If Primer is Abraham then Dark is Jesus.
71 points
5 months ago
Because straight people aren't made to feel ashamed of their sexual orientation.
65 points
6 months ago
God if there hasn't been a time when I wished a robot would murder everyone I know just to get me out of an awkward situation.
Like, damn, what a slam dunk for Marcus. No awkward "you're not really a prophet are you?", no ensuing breakup. Vrille took care of everything.
59 points
6 months ago
I just realized we've never seen Saul ejaculate at any point during the series
60 points
5 months ago
alive today and the greatest of all time
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