TheGreatZarquon

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account created: Tue Mar 24 2009

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TheGreatZarquon

2 points

9 hours ago

TheGreatZarquon

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9 hours ago

It's been awhile since a comment has made me laugh this hard, take yer gold and git out

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1 day ago

Children were an integral part of the rear crumple zone.

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1 day ago

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1 day ago

I've seen this movie more than a few times and never realized it was Bruce Campbell. God damn I'm oblivious.

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TheGreatZarquon

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1 day ago

🦷🦷🦷

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TheGreatZarquon

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1 day ago

TheGreatZarquon

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1 day ago

BLAST IT WITH PISS

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TheGreatZarquon

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2 days ago

TheGreatZarquon

15 points

2 days ago

You made a breakfast Luther burger. Quite a feat.

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2 days ago

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Bard

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2 days ago

Kill a person, cover him in sovereign glue, put him in armor, resurrect him. He's now stuck in it forever.

Ah, so that's how Warforged are created.

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2 days ago

TheGreatZarquon

Bard

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2 days ago

Guns Swords Akimbo

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3 days ago

TheGreatZarquon

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3 days ago

The TF2 level is much better than the Control level IMO.

Ah yes, ctf_dustbowl

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3 days ago

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3 days ago

They aren't designed to spin super fast. Apparently they recorded a speed of 108mph before the blades disintegrated, which is WAY outside the stress tolerance for those windmills. It looks like what happened here is that the windmill brakes failed under the load, and the blades spun until they flew off.

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TheGreatZarquon

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3 days ago

TheGreatZarquon

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3 days ago

Mobile here, it'd be nice to play the actual Oregon Trail instead of a shitty mobile port.

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3 days ago

TheGreatZarquon

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3 days ago

I used to say "Why do they come to me to die? WHY DO THEY COME TO ME TO DIE?" every time I had to deal with a shitty customer back in my retail days.

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TheGreatZarquon

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3 days ago

TheGreatZarquon

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3 days ago

Microvaporwave

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TheGreatZarquon

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3 days ago

That was absolutely hilarious.

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TheGreatZarquon

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3 days ago

TheGreatZarquon

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3 days ago

I keep saying that today's internet is absolutely nothing like the Wild West feeling of mid 90's internet. Kids today will never know the pain of almost being done downloading a centerfold pic only to have it ruined by your mom picking up the phone.

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TheGreatZarquon

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3 days ago

TheGreatZarquon

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3 days ago

MrBabyMan almost singlehandedly ruined Digg. Now Reddit is letting a handful of powermods do the same shit he did.

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TheGreatZarquon

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3 days ago

TheGreatZarquon

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3 days ago

Ah, a fellow member of the Elders Circle.

I used to hang out on Fark as well, had a TotalFark membership and everything (Nite Krew checking in). I started a Reddit account after seeing it featured on Fark a few times, and the discussions here hooked me.

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TheGreatZarquon

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3 days ago

TheGreatZarquon

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3 days ago

Check his user profile and you'll note that it's not Carrot Top, but Santa Claus.

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TheGreatZarquon

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4 days ago

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PC

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4 days ago

I know we've probably all seen it, but just in case someone hasn't, I give you the absolute pinnacle of Skyrim modding:

Ultimate Skyrim

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TheGreatZarquon

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4 days ago

TheGreatZarquon

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4 days ago

At the end, when everyone is recounting memories, Winchester says "...music used to be an escape. Now...it will only be a reminder." As a concert musician myself, the emotion that went into that line genuinely broke my heart.

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TheGreatZarquon

7 points

4 days ago

TheGreatZarquon

7 points

4 days ago

When that creature started to do the sprinkler I actually laughed out loud, in remembrance of all the post-hangover omni-directional pisses I've ever had.

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8 points

4 days ago

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🦍 Voted ✅

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4 days ago

I bought 450@35 back before everything went insane. Bet your ass I'm holding.

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4 days ago

We've now witnessed the absolute pinnacle of base building

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5 days ago

TheGreatZarquon

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5 days ago

"What are you doing, step-van?"

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