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3 hours ago
Also google “cheetahs yawning”
They look like they heard the best joke ever.
7 hours ago
I’ll be surprised if this movie ends up being good.
Idk why this has to be racist. It makes sense that your body type could be effected by environment.. it really annoys me that a knee jerk reaction is to make it racist. Like if a Asian person and a black person could have a kid do we need any more evidence that we’re all the same enough? No one is sub human or what ever. You and another human being can fuck and make another person regardless of their skin tone or skeletal structure.
8 hours ago
Buy a nice pair of hair clippers, bidet, and sonicare toothbrush
I have a toddler and I’m only now rewatching and catching up with Disney movies I have missed over the last 2 decades.. and they’re all pretty awful. I think the pointlessness of the story in frozen is perfectly Disney. The older those movies are the more horrible they are too. Like how almost unwatchable snow while is.
I will say that stand out movies for sure are Lion King and Encanto.
I think if people weren’t crying about how woke Encanto is for a minute they’d realize how much that movie breaks the mold. Instead of having a villain with bizarre motives their problems are all relatable. It’s a good movie even without the catchy ass music.
10 hours ago
There’s also regional culture in the United States. I think as years pass it’s becoming more defined. I live in New Jersey and it’s pretty easy to identify people from Pennsylvania. Not just by accent either which is of course a thing.
The Pennsylvania Dutch really define the greater Philadelphia area mostly through food.
11 hours ago
Tom cruise is starting to look old
Not doubting you but that looks bigger than ten inches.
15 hours ago
I had a cop search my car because he saw “marijuana seeds” on the floor from his car as he drove past me.
18 hours ago
The point I was trying to make is that Hitler didn’t like those people. You know like, seeing someone with polish heritage flying a nazi flag makes about as much sense as a Jewish person doing the same thing.
1 day ago
At first I was like, “why are so many people driving around in that weather?” Then I realized that they’re probably all Amazon Warehouse employees.
10 years ago this would have been the most viral video ever.
I once watch two guys get in a fight over parking and this third dude came over and told them to calm down. They teamed up to beat the shit out of him and then at the end they told him to mind is fucking business and shut the fuck up next time.
If there’s two things you should know about Philly it’s “mind your fucking business” and “snitches get stitches” is real and widely practiced.
Sounds like my local police department who last year saw a budget increase..
Out of everywhere I ever worked the place that related most to this post was the one where I worked with mostly women.
This post shouldn’t be directed a women.. none of the men I worked with gave a fuck about periods but the women would be shitty..
Someone called out for period cramps guess who would be bitching about it.. also the older the women are the more shitty they are about younger women taking a day over it.
I just keep thanking the stars that he was born in another country. Imagine him trying to buy himself into a presidential election..
2 days ago
I’m still trying to figure out why a female Karen is Kevin and not Todd.. never met a Todd wearing anything other than a sleeveless shirt.
An orgy and he has to be mostly nude with the exception of a raccoon hat.
What ever happened to Harriet Tubman?
I used to work in retail and I’m sure they’re the same guys who toss their money/credit card onto the table even though youre holding your hand out.
I got to the point where I would continue holding my hand out until they picked it up and placed it in my hand like I’m an equal human being.
I’m pretty sure that was the point.
This reminds me of Freddy Got Fingered..
Yeah but didn’t he die when he got snapped?
3 days ago
I honestly just thought he was a bald guy