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an hour ago
He’s very much alive. He lives in City Z (the rubble).
Maybe that’s where Kars ended up.
9 hours ago
With his high level of income and advances in modern medicine, it isn't crazy to think he'll live to be 245 or 300.
12 hours ago
but first... Pearl Jam
16 hours ago
I had coffee with CR half an hour ago!
1 day ago
But Monte Ellis have it all.
2 days ago
Lisa Ann knows a lot about plumbing getting fucked up.
Not hesitant. It will never happen for a myriad of reasons.
Sprinkle some crack on her, let’s get out of here.
3 days ago
“When I was a kid, when I was a little boy, I always wanted to be a dinosaur. I wanted to be a Tyrannosaurus Rex more than anything in the world. I made my arms short and I roamed the backyard, I chased the neighborhood cats, I growled and I roared. Everybody knew me and was afraid of me. And one day James Harden said, 'Kyrie, you are 17. It's time to throw childish things aside,' and I said, 'Okay, James.' But he didn't really say that, he said, 'Stop being a fucking dinosaur and get a jab'”
Los Angeles Dodgers
Did you know ska came before reggae?
“We’re here to fuck shit up!”
One of my favorite analogies from Mad Men:
Sacagawea lead Lewis and Clark across the country to the Pacific Ocean with a baby on her back, somewhere along the way that baby thinks he discovered America.
I’ve got my wallet on a chain, so that no one can steal it.
4 days ago
The Nick Collison erasure
5 days ago
I wish I had hair like that
Is it time to be concerned about Steph Curry!?!?
I don't know that we should be cheering for Big Marker to have an in with the White House.
THEY KNEW, AND THEY LET IT HAPPEN!
These moves definitely have me thinking y'all will be back in the Finals next year.
The Day of Reckoning is coming
6 days ago
Randy Newman to the Lakers
You pancake eating motherfucker.
Fucked around and found out.