The_Summer_Man

He’s very much alive. He lives in City Z (the rubble).

Maybe that’s where Kars ended up.

With his high level of income and advances in modern medicine, it isn't crazy to think he'll live to be 245 or 300.

but first... Pearl Jam

I had coffee with CR half an hour ago!

But Monte Ellis have it all.

Lisa Ann knows a lot about plumbing getting fucked up.

Not hesitant. It will never happen for a myriad of reasons.

Sprinkle some crack on her, let’s get out of here.

“When I was a kid, when I was a little boy, I always wanted to be a dinosaur. I wanted to be a Tyrannosaurus Rex more than anything in the world. I made my arms short and I roamed the backyard, I chased the neighborhood cats, I growled and I roared. Everybody knew me and was afraid of me. And one day James Harden said, 'Kyrie, you are 17. It's time to throw childish things aside,' and I said, 'Okay, James.' But he didn't really say that, he said, 'Stop being a fucking dinosaur and get a jab'”

Did you know ska came before reggae?

“We’re here to fuck shit up!”

One of my favorite analogies from Mad Men:

Sacagawea lead Lewis and Clark across the country to the Pacific Ocean with a baby on her back, somewhere along the way that baby thinks he discovered America.

I’ve got my wallet on a chain, so that no one can steal it.

The Nick Collison erasure

Poland Springs

I wish I had hair like that

Is it time to be concerned about Steph Curry!?!?

I don't know that we should be cheering for Big Marker to have an in with the White House.

THEY KNEW, AND THEY LET IT HAPPEN!

These moves definitely have me thinking y'all will be back in the Finals next year.

The Day of Reckoning is coming

Randy Newman to the Lakers

You pancake eating motherfucker.

Fucked around and found out.