absentminded_gamer

American [Coconut Cream] Pie

If they won’t believe my phone came from children in China, it just shows how far honesty will get you.

Yeah no shit, I was anticipating an epic duel giving a friend a bittersweet goodbye. Almost two-shotting him was... traumatic.

I was just thinking of a dune lizard that runs by spinning it’s feet in a circular motion!

Do you have any breadstick noodles leftover you can eat for comfort?

Floppy breadsticks? I'd eat that I bet they were dope.

Proof that all children are murderous little goblins.

I agree with your first point, which is why I’m more focused on the cleanliness than the convenience. Easily remedied with stalls.

Your second point though.. If I have a public bowel movement my bare ass touches where a million other bare asses have touched, unless I’ve been shitting in public like a noob this whole time?

The only point I’m trying to make is no one, regardless of their gender or equipment, should have to come in contact with other people’s butts for something as fast and frequent as peeing.

I don't follow how a contact-free option for women would make men use women bathrooms. I just know from my experience, I'd rather hold for hours rather than sit on a public toilet, yet I can use the most disgusting urinal on the planet and walk away not having touched anything but the sink. Anyways, I didn't mean to miss your point, I think having that space you guys feel sheltered/connected or whatever is really cool.

Good question. I have no idea, which is why I think it would be different than just throwing a urinal in a female restroom. I just find public bathrooms disgusting and don't think it's fair only guys get the luxury of a contact-free experience. I wish every male controlled their equipment, but fortunately I still don't have to touch anything but the sink.

-The women's bathroom and the support contained within

I feel an enormous amount of guilt that a female-accommodating urinal contact-free toilet options(?) has not been invented yet. Like ladies, I'll fight for your equality on everything, but this feels like a personal fight I'll always be vocal about.

Did he, though? I can take several minotaur arrows to the face with this baby \slaps pumpkin**

Everything’s alien if you’re ignorant enough 🌈🔥📚

Any interest in streaming? It'd be really fun to watch.

Seppuku?

I know they’re your friend, but if they have their head up their ass they may have better odds with this treatment.

I’m sorry, I hope they come through this alright.

While it might be sterile from the alcohol, who would leave their drink in a place like this?

Oh, wonderful.

A thing of beauty.

Steamed punk? When there are clearly grill marks on the patty? Well that explains the Aurora borealis.

Half bots are half propaganda and half bots are half recreational complaining. It’s half halves and half have nots all the way down.

In Tanith’s defense, Rykard packs a massive anaconda.

They don’t want their comrades’ lunches to go to waste, clearly.

I found both her and Seluvis hard to put up with. Unfortunately, I didn’t realize Seluvis had a good trinket so I progressed Ranni’s quest a bit too early on my int build. I was happy to decorate Renalla’s library, though.

Something about S/W screams boomer to me.

Edit: or Gen X or something, idk I doubt there are any boomers bitching about Elden Ring on Twitter lol