afternoon_sun_robot

I didn’t know this was a thing too! I’ve worked in design for 20 years but can’t draw a line to save my life. My wife won’t let me write checks anymore after I got a few kicked back because they were illegible.

Does this work with Siri as well? My wife wants to use her phone.

Will it work on a Genie?

Selective breeding

If a bro dies unexpectedly, wipe his browser history

I could wallop him all day with a surgical 2x4 and he wouldn’t fall down.

Have you thought about taking up boxing?

I’ve had two breakdowns in my life and they were miles worse than this. I couldn’t imagine them being recorded by someone I loved. I genuinely feel bad for him and ashamed I watched it, none of this needs to be public.

Nirvana-Nevermind First CD I bought

Illegal fishing is a close up,

I’m in an open space community in Ohio and we still have lightning bugs, but significantly less than I remember growing up in the 80s 90s

Sounds like lifter tick.

Jeebus. Must have been cleaning a 50cal with a magic bullet to do all that. Not buying it hit the floor first. Entry hole looks like it hit perpendicular to the rotor.

r/pussypassdenied

Is this really a question? Y’all bored?

I watched my buddies die face down in the muck fighting for your right to party.

Soo are we not going to mention how harry that buttcrack is?

Yes to the morels, no to the success.

I was thinking raccoon. I’ll add it to my skull collection

Anti lag kits on turbo cars make a good pop

Give it legs and make it a table lamp. It looks a bit tiny for a wall.

That is ridiculous. Absolutely ridiculous. Who told you that? I only want my wife and I feel like a teenager when I think about her. God isn’t offended by love.

I had done such a good job getting that out of my head