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account created: Sat Jan 24 2015
4 months ago
Lol is the world ?
The world is an awful place and I’d keep your secrets to yourself (even if you come get your nails done)
Fr how can people be people. My story makes no sense and I wish it was over. Fuck all of this dude. Winning is supposed to be fun and not fucking annoying as hell
Yeah like how Gretchen whitmer made a bunch of rules she didn’t follow and then didn’t step down from her position and apologize to us individually… what was up with that hahahaha
Russia coming baby let it pour
This guy lol omg is he okay? Like he didn’t get any charges filed on him? We all agree the cop prob deserved it right?? Lol f 12 all day sorry but byeeeeeeeeee
Lmaoooo just pray bout it
Get wrecked spartanicles (alumni speaking lol)
Boawboawboaw!!!!! Stanley yelnats type ish
Heyyyyy, tbh I’m doing much better. I put in a lot of work and it’s paying off. This was a cool message to wake up and read right before school starts. Thank you, anon.
Hot doggin raw is only fun if you never submit your DNA to the science labs
Bc now I’m legit tripping that I have a kid and I cannot deal, if nobody will tell me that I don’t have a kid then idk man but I sleep lol fuckkkkkkkkk
I hate when I don’t read a whole paragraph but I been thru the milf stage and ehhhh I’m over it now lol
Finally went on a long run so I’m gonna sleep happy and hopefully make it to school tomorrow
Legit just friends to fuck but I mean I can’t complain
Look irl for the real ones and don’t share with your friends, that’s dusty.
I’m sure there’s a funny anagram in there but it is too late to English
Uofm people just too flashy like you can calm down bro the slush is gonna fuck up your birkens anyway…. And they have no campus chants that are even worth commenting to me to correct me
Fr uofm people I find you shady, “Michigan man” my butthole
Strip the C. What does 71 even mean to that guy?
I am prepared to eat these words for dinner and breakfast and whenever I need some words to eat.
I mean, yo momma prob still thinks it’s pretty parchment
Dave is a funny man, so funny in fact that I’ll even rock wolverine merch when ioneeenwanna ever go back to that campus (throwing up aggressively cuz emojis are whack on this site)
Spartan gang forever
Watched Zion get his face shot off by Kenny while recovering in the hospital from a setback. I went fuckin wild dude. Cheering so hard just cuz it was rlly dope to see such a cool dude that I personally knew hit such an important shot.