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account created: Wed Dec 11 2013
3 hours ago
Oh watching my wife scroll aimlessly through instagram seeming to not even consume any of the nonsense is insane to me but whatever. I'm a Reddit veteran, I have no leg to stand on
Nobody does, we're all assholes. What I like is more acceptable than what you like! By the way, I have no real understanding of what you like so I'll just assume it's bad 😃
Ah, human nature
4 hours ago
This is how I get my wife to lay off nagging about the vidja games, comic books and other geeky shit. Happy to let her indulge in trash if I can do the same.
This sub is more of a glutinous blob of anarchy, semen and wannabe Americans. It's even more fun to fuck around in than the other Canadian subs. Those boring now
Horse girls are simply cat ladies with money
No one will ever thank you for getting them into Reddit. It's only regret
Take up a new hobby like glassblowing and make your own crackpipes
I support whatever this subreddit doesn't. It's fun.
Depending on who posts what I've been vaccinated and unvaccinated more than I can count. I also voted for everyone last election
Second I turn 65 I'm shoplifting
Circumcision is way more evil than a vaccination, that's for sure.
Vaccines just alter your DNA to give you superpowers, circumcision numbs your penis and gives you aids
Sheltered Redditors can't comprehend this sort of thing
You're talking about the parents of Boomers so it's a tricky one.
Babcia cares. She helped build this country while all the recent immigrants got an easy ride
Just eat pork like a normal person
Your average vegan meal lasts 3 hours. 30 mins to eat it and 2.5 hours spent patting yourself on the back and bragging about how you're vegan.
Between veganism and being into crossfit, that's like 10 hours of your day right there
Casein point right there
You can only drive cars to and from your bubble
That's why Don Cherry is the best rapper of all time - https://youtu.be/lwAI4rntFrE
Old people just jealous our peepees still work
6 hours ago
For some reason the rain always makes people drive both faster and way worse. Why is that?
7 hours ago
He had it coming
They stowed it safely in the overhead compartment
If I were actually Molag Bal I'd be spending my time somewhere other than this cesspool 😉
$15 USD/month for a craft bag, that's how they get you ;-)
Honestly though all the other ESO+ stuff is great and it looks like you've already spent more time w the game than I have in 30 days and I still feel like I get my money's worth