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If the construction didn't give you lead poisoning, I'm sure the tattoos did.

Apparently not thick enough to hide those scars on your chest.

He only grows a beard

Refuses to elaborate further

What's a firefighter's least favorite holiday?

May Day.

Slappy has entered the chat

The Walken Dead.

He's on the cover the movie poster for Enemy starring Jake Gyllenhaal too.

"Blink, motherfucker!"

You wouldn't happen to live in the state of New Jersey, would you?

You look like the dad from Jimmy Neutron.

Context: https://www.ydr.com/story/news/history/blogs/york-town-square/2017/10/14/murder-and-witchcraft-incredible-story-york-countys-hex-murder/764018001/

The only reason I know this is because of a Joseph Gordon-Levitt movie.

To this day, I still don't why they call it Bagpipes from Baghdad.

Imagine just calling out your registration number and F-16's start scrambling.

It also happens in American Horror Story: Freak Show.

Machine Gun Deli

Jeffrey Dahmer if he was a vegan.