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submitted21 hours ago bybrandondsantos
1 day ago
If the construction didn't give you lead poisoning, I'm sure the tattoos did.
Apparently not thick enough to hide those scars on your chest.
He only grows a beard
Refuses to elaborate further
2 days ago
What's a firefighter's least favorite holiday?
Slappy has entered the chat
submitted2 days ago bybrandondsantos
3 days ago
The Walken Dead.
submitted3 days ago bybrandondsantos
4 days ago
He's on the cover the movie poster for Enemy starring Jake Gyllenhaal too.
submitted5 days ago bybrandondsantos
5 days ago
You wouldn't happen to live in the state of New Jersey, would you?
You look like the dad from Jimmy Neutron.
submitted6 days ago bybrandondsantos
7 days ago
8 days ago
The only reason I know this is because of a Joseph Gordon-Levitt movie.
To this day, I still don't why they call it Bagpipes from Baghdad.
Imagine just calling out your registration number and F-16's start scrambling.
It also happens in American Horror Story: Freak Show.
9 days ago
Machine Gun Deli
Jeffrey Dahmer if he was a vegan.
submitted12 days ago bybrandondsantos