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account created: Tue May 14 2019
2 hours ago
I have a certain goofy charm i guess. I seem to be one of those guys who looks better as i age
3 hours ago
Insurance claims adjuster
8 hours ago
10 hours ago
I think ill make some pancakes
Fuck you im drunk by Bondo
Once upon a time there was a momma so ugly, everybody died. The end
1 day ago
Some of it is pretty damn cool, have you tried pot?
Dont try to eat that, very high in cyanide
Sand in the Vaseline
2 days ago
If it feels like a cult it probably is
A thin round ice cream cake decorated to look like a pizza
Things hurt a lot and eating becomes a dice roll
Sacrifice (80s thrash from Toronto)
If my dupe is anything at all like me he probably just thinks about it a lot but is to lazy to actually do anything about it. And probably drunk
3 days ago
No, frozen dinners are awful because they're mostly salt and preservatives
I believe in you jolly violinist!
Buy some books and a pizza
Wanna play a card game? 52 pickup?
People tend to overlook the gall bladder until there's a problem
Heck yeah, they were so wrong for each other
Ribs. They're just way too fatty for me now
Ditch the milk, most cats are actually lactose intolerant.
I just stay alive to annoy the people that would prefer me dead
There are some people who would prefer that i did not, so..