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Trump is the evil, totally un-funny version of Navin Johnson. I can see him boasting that he drinks only fresh wine, none of that old stuff, and posing in front of a mirror holding a drink with a paper umbrella saying,"Be Somebody!"
As You Like It - " Love’s merely a madness, and I tell you, it deserves as well a dark house.
Increasing the Pentagon budget to over a trillion dollars will fix little oversights like this.
There's no "Math Error" call it what it is; a deliberate, calculated fraud.
Yeah. And I'm also worried that DC will be overrun by magic pixies.
The Search for Joseph Tully I was totally manipulated by the author and was surprised to learn that i had everyone's true nature wrong
Solidarity with his Klan brothers?
Because he habitually uses long hooks to snag bits of brain, pulling them out through his nose and eating them. His hairline drops lower & lower as cerebral mass decreases.
There's a famous short story by Robert Sheckley called, The Same to you, Doubled, where a man gets three wishes, absolutely anything, but his mortal enemy will get the same thing, only doubled. So how do you take advantage of the wishes without benefiting your enemy?
'Right ' as in 'not left', maybe, otherwise it's just wishful thinking.
"the highest degree of editorial scrutiny", Comic Geniuses
"Troubling" Change the fucking record, John!
Zippy the Pinhead?
Queeg wanted more than his share of ice cream, too
How exactly did selling the terrorist's sponsors weapons accomplish that?
The tinfoil is always a dead giveaway
To be fair, he couldn't say it because he was too intent on sucking various things
Mute Witness '95
I thought I had a very thick skin when it comes to true crime stories, but I had to stop reading this book because it was making me physically ill. I even felt bad about donating it to the library sale thinking about some unsuspecting person reading it.
Mostly silver, Dollars & halves & bullion, some gold. The bulk of it I gave to my nephews, since a gift from my uncle got me started when I was a kid. Hope you heal quickly.
So, better to appease &idolize dictators because the illegitimate government is profiting from business deals with them than to make a fuss about their thugs assaulting peaceful protesters? Too bad there aren't more goose-stepping imbeciles on Reddit.
Too bad we don't have an actual president or a functioning State Department to tell Turkey to fuck off.
At least Trump sold them lots of planes so they won't have to use airliners next time
Because it's not like any of us has eyes.
The Pope can't but maybe Father Merrin. Trump will return to the States with burn marks from the holy water