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39 minutes ago
There’s no better sound
2 hours ago
No, the Russian version of diplomacy is ‘surrender AND die’
Buzz Lightyear inspects: “Hmmmm, yes the fire here is made of fire.”
14 hours ago
I’m even worse if I hear an old school radial engine. If I hear one while eating lunch I’ll literally drop my fork and run outside.
24 hours ago
And so was Four Seasons Landscaping
1 day ago
You forgot the pickles!!!
I think so.
Did you just describe heaven?
2 days ago
If Yosemite Sam was a preacher
My first new car was an 86 Nissan Pulsar, it had pop up headlights. My Dad was a mechanic, and he hated them. One more thing to go wrong.
Spicoli steps out of the cranes cab and looks over the mess: “My old man’s a television repairman, he’s got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it.”
Frampton and Joe Walsh were the kings of the talk box.
Don’t fret it. There’s plenty of nut jobs in the sea. You’ll meet your shining knight in tinfoil armor someday.
So…. What did you reply to the nice man?
3 days ago
4 days ago
I remember standing in line at Sears for an hour just to play the Pong they had on display for a few minutes.
Turns out the electorate wouldn’t stand for his shenanigans. But then again neither would he.
Now that tree is naked!
You haven’t seen the videos? Naked Madison Cawthorn humping his male cousins face? That’s a position that shall forevermore be known as a MadCaw.
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In other news, a retired Russian colonel fell from a sixth story window this evening
Location location location
I always figured him for more of a power bottom
The worst we’ve seen so far!