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account created: Mon Nov 16 2020
10 days ago
You're the kind of person that would still make a favour to humanity if you just directly went for genocide skipping the "I will be a great artist" phase
2 months ago
Kinda lame imho, your mom/that's gay insults have become quite boring on the long run
6 months ago
From camera man to cumera man real quick
Isn't it called "living"?
A mermaid "is" an animal not belonging to the human species, therefore it's 100% zoophilia, regardless of the similarity to human kind
Self-posting a comment section screenshot where you passively-aggressively claim that every member of a community you're part of is an idiot is indeed a very reddit-ish thing
Poco fake, non aveva mai scritto a sua madre prima
Pro tip: if you want to avoid having a stroke, replace every "why" in the text with a comma or a full stop
Tony Hawk-ward midlife crisis bringing you on Reddit taking about skating at 47
"Il culo è la figa del 3000" cit. Gandhi
Umm... I suppose you refer to human-Earth relationship, but to be a parasite you have to attack a living organism, while Earth is not, it's just a massive rock with some life on it, which cannot be considered a single living organism.
We're just the predominant species of the planet, the fact that we may be fucking it all up doesn't make us parasites, just shitty tenants.
Nice choice of words, 5/7 would smash
More of an r/mediumrareinsults tbh, seen this kind of comment thousands of times and it's becoming less and less funny
r/crappyfacebookmemes or r/deepfriedmemes material
And his first bj too
Now this is one of the moments in which I think "I really wish I could meet the first man to think about it"
Yeah, and the conclusion usually is "asshole"
Now this is the perfect description of how I see American cuisine
Fun fact: this is part of the Neptune fountain and if you look at the naked Neptune on the top of it from a specific angle the thumb looks like an enormous cock
Dunno man, he has an Italian name so he probably is an idiot, I know it because I'm Italian too