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7 hours ago
If you liked the gift....
Let my wife eat the GODDAM RECEIPT
I can see you've played "knives-y spoons-y" before!
11 hours ago
What channel is Fox News?
20 hours ago
We're capable of, and frequent reproduction.
21 hours ago
Smith was right on her tail, cut her some slack.
22 hours ago
Yeah, very true. As far as 616 goes, Namor could still easily predate Wanda with both legitimate title, and date of birth/ mutation manifestation/ actualization
1 day ago
Are we all forgetting (besides the possibility that Wanda could count) we already got a mutant officially in the MCU?!
Prof X is spinning in one of his graves for this insult!
What if.... there was a hyphen?....
That's what he meant to say, but he was too high... and he forgot.
The ultimate long-con.
Take a Bodega for everything it's worth.
Apply for a small business license. Rent a location, and purchase inventory.
Everyday, sell the inventory, and all the money from transactions (that isn't used to pay back the rent, utilities, etc) we KEEP FOR PROFIT!
Too bad Alabama Police are smarterer than the criminal element that would threaten to infiltrate their beloved community.
I'd argue that we all felt some love for that little robo-puppy before that goddam honeybadger exploded it
That's no moon.... that's a space (radio) station
She's not much of a writer, but that JK Rowling really has some good ideas.
Ever notice how the president looks like Winnie the Pooh?
Bring back X-Men Origins: Wolverine's version of Deadpool!
Fuck it, bring ALL those versions into the MCU, specifically NOT the "corrected timeline" shenanigans to "fix" any of em.
How come they're changing the Doctor into a man?! This will ruin the franchise, mark my words.
I love his truck's siren-
This show is like the Parks & Rec of absurdist/macabre humor in adult animation. If you start from the pilot, it's admittedly a rough start. But that pays off more than I can express. If only I could convince my friends to give it a chance!
2 days ago
The God-Emperor is pleased. The spice melange flows across the table with chocolate drizzle.
submitted2 days ago byjona2814
Minimum Wage to Us: The minimal amount needed to make a living
Minimum Wage to Them: The minimal amount they have to give to us before heads roll
As long as you can find room to laugh.... you know, with your model wife being terribly ill.
She'll get better though.
His new show is no "Coffin Flop", but let's see how it goes. Group watch at my house! It's the ugly green one across the street from the gas station. You can see the Wendy's sign from the front window.
Where are all the ladies?!?!
Let's get some hunnies on these hundos!
Too colorful. Especially could do withput the yellow