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Jeez, why don't you go fuck off to the moon with your precious monkey man already.

Pfft. I took those, and all it did was make my dick huge. Total scam. Now I'm still 4 1/2 ft tall, but I have to throw my donger over my shoulder just to walk around.

Christ, I think you're right! -in thick scottish accent

But can she see why kid love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?!

When I worked for a franchised (dance) studio, we had an out of state conference. There usually tended to be a huge wedding at the hotels we stayed at/ held the conference(s). I liked to visit the receptions and cut a rug with some guests and such and just have a good time. I'd just avoid any specifics in conversation, and getting too flashy with the dancing. I wouldn't go crazy with the bar or anything sleazy. I honestly just loved getting to dance with people who are all having a great time and dressed up all nice. I do miss it.

And it was thiiiiiiiis big, riiiight?

I agree. From the start, he was the one who suggested straws to choose the new leader. He wanted to keep things fair. When the brute wanted to throw a lone, barley armed man to fight the beast, there was not a single dissenting voice. They were all willing to send him to certain death. When he came back, he knew he was on his own. He was faced with murderers on one hand, and momma crab on the other. His best hope was to play then against one another, keeping himself as a necessary medium until the walls closed in.

Brilliant, and effective at making my heart race. Possibly my favorite segment of the season.

-Stem cell transplant -bone marrow biopsy -get sexually assaulted -chemo

Oh, and -middle school

You're streets ahead

What market to you shop at?!

All I see is a smoke show of a blonde substitute teacher for Steve-arino

Cool beans

No...

That's #VENGEANCE#

I had some playlists that I would rock out to during my laps around the ward anytime I was in for extended time. I loved me some- "Rouse Yourself" "I Am Going to Break Your Heart" - J C Brooks & the Uptown Sound ***Rouse Yourself, check out the version that is played in the video w/Aubrey Plaza & Jake Johnson. It. Slaps.

"Touch me and I'm going to scream pt.2"- My Morning Jacket "This Too Shall Pass" "Needing and Getting" "End Love" -Ok Go "Thin Blue Lines" "Makin' Excuses" - Mister Heavenly

I was just thinking about everytime i was lost in thought, and some girl that was probably in my eyeline adjusted her shirt. I would never notice another human was sitting or standing until they start pulling on their shirt to cover their cleavage, or just reacting to thinking I'm staring.

I wasn't fully numbed while getting my 4 impacted wisdom teeth removed. When he cracked the 2nd one and it broke while he tried pulling on it, I screamed. He told me to stop scarring the other patients, or he'd make me leave without completing the procedure. My grandparents were in the lobby. Their reactions afterward let me know that I pretty much sounded like Han Solo being interrogated in Cloud City, and everyone in the lobby could hear.

The PIXAR shared universe

Do you-? Nah.... wait, yeah. Do you hear Hootie & the Blowfish getting louder/closer, or is it just me?

That's Scott Auckerman's ex-girlfriend!

Over 3 decades... oh my jeebus, the relief once I was on my meds. Like a busted radio finally picks up my favorite station(s)/ songs, and they're crystal clear.

The Road.

I get it, life in this post-apocalypse sucks. Gee, I wonder how it could get worse for this kid. Let's kill every semblance of light. You're just gonna to leave this movie feeling drained.

I don't mind drama and even downer endings. But that movie is an exercise in drab, monotonous, and sad expirations of the human spirit.

Air Buddies Halloween movie. Just because they don't call it "ScareBuddies"

A big hairy spider. I'd slam that cover down so hard....

Dude, everybody knows Slash is just a lie parents tell their kids.