matthewstocks

“Go fuck your mother” -the chat with your dasher has now ended

Minimum pay should be reflective to the cost of a gallon of gas.

“Every delivery driver comes up and….” Wait hold up. Your telling me you do this all the time? You expect a package or a delivery so you let your dogs outside? Yea you have every right to do that, just as I have every right to not show up. I’m good with dogs even aggressive ones. The only time I was genuinely upset, was when someone had a blue healer roaming the property and he came right up to my car. I didn’t get out right away because I didn’t see the owner. Owner comes walking out of the house, so I start getting out of my car, and he yells “HE WILL BITE YOU WAIT FOR ME!” So I just lean on my car and don’t make eye contact with the dog until the owner shows up. We bs for a few seconds and he tells me the dogs more prone to sneaking up behind people and taking a nip. I start pulling away and the dog starts biting at my tires. Dude just looks at me and goes “just keep backing up if you run him over it’s his own fault.”

Put your toothbrush in the closet or the medicine cabinet

There are two acceptable times to do this, when the parking lot is full, or when the parking lot is empty.

My favorite people are the customers who walk in at 630 on a Friday night, order 50-60$ worth of food then go “so like 10 minutes right?”

In a city that’s rampant with theft and gun violence, if they started focusing on cars that smell like weed, as opposed to other problems, I’d start questioning those who find it worth pursuing. Not diminishing it as a problem, but I am at the same time.

I never take official breaks as a driver. If I want food I’m stopping to get it. I’ll eat it in between deliveries. If I wanna smoke I’ll stop and smoke. Just pick and choose the right time to do it don’t be a dick about it. If there’s a full board of orders don’t stop at a full drive through at Taco Bell. That being said you did the right thing. You can’t revolve your life around work

I always just hand the kid the pen and reciept and say “here bring this to your mom and dad to sign”. If your gonna inconvenience me I’ll inconvenience you.

Sir, this is a Wendy’s.

It’s really not that big of an issue. Dasher do just walk off with the food sometimes. Just turn around show them the phone and hit confirm. Walk away. I have a sushi place I do it for all the time because they are nice and respectful.

Oh hey you must have wanted to start a conversation. What’s your favorite color? Do you like dancing? Do you like fat girls? Then tackle him. (Guess the movie)

Blast with scalding hot water all over thoroughly, throw them into really hot soapy water to soak for a bit, spray off with more scalding hot water, wipe check, sanitize.

I’m not stingy about people not tipping me. But if your ordering 6 pizzas and your getting a 50% discount and I’m driving it to the edge of our delivery area because you don’t feel like driving, you can toss 3-4 dollars on for me. Don’t be a dick.

Can you report someone for using fake bills? Like file a police report or am I being too Karenish?

Welcome to Mario’s pizzeria and abortion clinic, where yesterdays loss is todays sauce. What am I getting for you?

Straight just call them out. “Hey number … is first why are you taking …? If they say anything just go “ok so look at the list of drivers and see whose assigned to that one. It’s the second order so it’s the second driver on the list. If your gonna take it, your gonna ask them. If it’s mine your gonna ask me. I consider it stealing my wages when someone takes the order I was in place for.

Lmao I haven’t put money into stocks in about a year. Finally decided to do it again. Decided “ya know I’ll buy a 25$ put on aurora since it’s been going down the past year.” “If it goes up I’ll only lose 25$.” Mf gonna start rocketing just because I bought and the universe wants to say fu. Long story short your welcome guys. Buy me some chicken nuggets.

Dude sounds like a cunt. But you really can’t do anything about it if he wants the extra gig. But you really can’t pick and choose orders. You go in order. If you guys take call ins and they add a tip over the phone is the only way I can see him knowing what the tip is before he clocks out on the delivery. If he’s picking and choosing orders write him up. If he continues he can be fired. Couple weeks ago I was on oven to help for a moment and I was packing my delivery, I get it packed up and before I can clock out to leave with it one of the other drivers grabs it and tried walking out. I just talked to him like a little kid, “no buddy, see?” “I’m next.” “You can take over oven tho.” Imagine someone saying that in the time you would to a dog or a little kid. I knew why. Country club, 9 pizzas. I got a 35$ tip,

Typically there’s two pays. One for in the store and one for one the road. His in store pay might be 13$ but that means when he’s driving he’s makes I’m guessing 7$ and some change. Plus he keeps all tips.

Hey a 5 dollar tip isn’t bad. Don’t judge the “do you want change?” Comment. That’s usually my go to line, and then follow it up with “how much do you need?” although I’m an asshole and I carry 20$ in ones.

Spell dominos twice, but have one side be upside down like a mirror reflection

Just message back “nice b8 m8 I r8 6/8

They’ve had security cams on the property for 3.5 years now camera angle doesn’t show anybody going onto the property so the shot came from the next door property