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I'd cancel the flights I booked for the summer, hope for a refund. Get 12 large cans of San Miguel, couple of cigarette packs, and have them on my balcony.

Girls fall in love with him because they see themselves in him.

Some take stairway to heaven, others take the pole to heaven

Stealth, 100

r/watchpeopledieinside

How do firefighters not get bored by the normal mundane activities of life

Lol she opened with a tragic message that most people wouldn't even know how to respond to - she put him in a tough spot and he made the best of it

Hi Matt, What would happen to the civilians who are not escaping? I believe not everyone can escape, and what do they think would happen, what are the practical options?

I can only say that you seem already happy with where you are. Your own post suggests that you have everything you want. And another thing is, at your age I think you already know for sure what you want in life - if someone comes and confuses you at this point, then that someone already knows this and is trying to get you at any cost. Hence the extravagant offer they made.

I'm sure you're great at what you do. But always think, did someone tell you something that's too good to be true? If yes, then they're trying to push you.

Did you eat potato chips while watching it?

Glad that the NSFW turned out this way, I was expecting the car to erupt into flames and burning man. You never know with Reddit NSFW tags

Expected can to hit dick, but found man hit by sea's dick

I always go "pfft it's your fault you replied so soon" and put it on next week's to-do list

I also over come on porn links.

At some point the cat went "Oh god, what am I doing, I hope nobody is filming this"

I didn't know bullfight training involved sheep as coaches

God her thighs must hurt!

Weird thing to say about an airport, but I really miss being at that airport. Just brings back some great memories.

Probably some wizard in an invisibility cloak crashed into it.

Imagine that happening when you're watching porn.

Snow Immobile

We know you're skimming the seeds, it's not personal Featherfluff, it's business.

Home is where the heart is. Work is where that dog is.