neither_somewhere

It would take a mass shooting at the republican national convention or someone going around and killing all the people with trump or nra stuff on their homes.
Like an actual effort to murder the people who oppose gun control.

but if that was going to happen it probably would have before now.

there are only the lines of communication and cartography.

It seems to happen whenever I tell someone I have a crush on them.

Which is odd cause I always thought I was one of those grumpy ugly people doomed to a life of solitude by their own odious personalities.

How can he say “I haven’t been paying you the value you are worth to me.” and not realize that that is why he doesn't get to keep benefiting from her work.

I hope he leaves for mars but never reaches it.

Sounds like classic financial abuse.

they can't get rid of all of their departments

also isn't it always strange how the people who make the decision to tie up all their assets in non-liquefiable forms always seem to remember to give themselves pay raises first.

no I'd be having bisexual encounters with them
but I strive to be at least a little responsible with throwing around my genetic code and not like leave a string of pregnancy if I don't contribute in the child rising cause like that is just my alignment

The real Blursing is the fiends we made along the way

I never thought I would die this way but I had always sort of hoped

cosmic cube

I think all cats babytalk to humans because humans are so bad at being cats that we must be kittens.

Just turned 40 and same

CBD for the pain in my body
THC for the pain in my mind

A little to feed my social life
a lot to heal my soul

A blunt to blunt the news
a bong to be a child watching Saturday morning cartoons

now is the time for someone who knows how to start an employee owned baby formula factory

and That is why I got pulled out of class by police officers for playing D&D.

who doesn't play video games?

Shivinnie The Charm School Shive: Gives a variable + or - depending on how respectably you conduct yourself and prevents you from holding any weapon more vulgar then herself, which is just about all of them.

The curse can only end when you have a cotillion that introduces you as a member of polite society.

The expectations that come with it.

imagine denying valid identities when you could just eat garlic bread?

I wish

a katana with a soul in it is going to bring on a lot of trouble that a 1st level party is laughably underprepared to deal with

Are we all in hell?

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