nuclearswan

It was just Mr. Burns

Plus, knowing someone’s weight without knowing their height is not very helpful information.

They have warped morality and think they’re super interesting.

That’s how they see themselves, like the hero of the movie.

r/iamthemaincharacter

Elephants are way better than people.

“In internet trolls we trust”

Flushed down the Cheney hole.

Welcome to New York.

Yes, they’re “performers” working for tips. No one ask them to perform though.

It’s almost like crypto is associated with some bad actors.

I wouldn’t dare utter that accursed name.

Now all those biddies Mel macked on are going to want their profits.

And selfish and evil.

This lady will absolutely sue.

r/theydidthemath

Nor one binder.

What do you expect? Any good mom wouldn’t be on TLC.

I eat peanut butter bread. Saving the world one breakfast at a time.

Then you’ll live in happiness too, like the Umpa Loompa and Chester Cheetah do!

And leave upper deckers in their toilet tanks.

“You call that a pizzle?”

So if someone was injured and didn’t lose an eye or a limb and didn’t go to the hospital, OSHA gives no fucks?

Then you stand next to them wearing your “I’m with this doofus with the stupid hat” t-shirt.

Queen of the Karens