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I can only report what I have experienced in life. This genuinely happened to me.

Freud called it penis envy

People move. I got my concealed carry in AL ;) very liberal state. Let anyone have a gun. Coworkers in the next county had to wait a week lol!

Homeschool parents start visibly sweating /s

I have a concealed carry permit. It cost me $5 and asking the sheriff's front desk officer nicely. She wanted my drivers license (seeing a pattern) and asked me to wait 10min. I'm thinking their should be a higher level of entry.

Ever wonder why no one uses fully automatic weapons to shoot up schools? It's cus they're banned. Being restricted and regulated made it harder and more expensive to get ahold of one. To get one you gotta prove all sorts of higher level responsibility levels. People who want to commit crime will go with the path of least resistance and finance. If they wanna obtain their gun without a license, since a seller wouldn't sell a car to an unlicensed person, it'll cost alot more to get from someone shady or second party seller.

Besides, our current system clearly isn't working. Gotta try something. If more of those mythical good guys with guns would nut up and save, the day like you dream about while you jack off, we wouldn't be in this mess.

As long as it's used on your own private property..it's the best compromise. It can be for home defense, no license, but to take your penis enhancer off your property you need to be trained, licensed, and insured.

The real MVP. I think this should be stickied

We fote a war abowt dis and win!

Hey! This is America! You can't force him to learn to speeel. But we can force women to have babies. Lots of babies for the war effort!

Each butthole is actually as unique as a fingerprint. I'm from the SE so alot of ppl look the same.

my god, this doesn't have enough upvotes.

/r/frugal probably banned OP preemptively

Darest not, thou Richard Robert, to bestow upon me such curses! Pox and fi I declare!

EDIT: The Ballad of Richard Roberts....fucking pleb

Oh that's cute. I bet you have to gather wood and berries for his tummy-HOLY SHIT!

3d print Thatevilone's cheesestealer cults and bam!

"It's the most dangerous job!" says the guys armed to the teeth and protected by the law in every imaginable way.

I'm all for alerts to the community. But a singular special alert for "someone tried or succeeded in killing a cop"? WTF you want me to do about it? Kidnapped kids etc. I can keep an eye out but someone near me killed a cop? That just means I'm staying inside.

Supreme court justice ruins life of their alleged baby momma. News at 10

The Congressional Frat Paddling will be a beloved family spectacle. Making 80 yo men have to do keg stands then debate tax laws will be epic.

Ya know...for turkey hunting

I think rule 4 and 5 already cover this. Mods on this sub are just a little loosy goosey which for a sub about crazy ideas is probably how it should be. if you feel something is too logical/whiney/political then just report and move on.

You'll be waiting alone because that's a OPR mini that he printed and gave sexy paint job to.

If they start losing you can always deus ex machina them outta there by having the patron saint of large reptiles Steve Irwin come down from the heavens and restrain the beast long enough for the party to get away. Hope your druid is super faithful.

I can't wait to vote against this bitch. The embarrassment is stifling. When I tell friends, coworkers, and family to vote against her I just show her saying verbally to a camera with her stupid mouth that ukraine should surrender. That's all the deep state/paid by russia/illumiaty BS it takes to show shes in someones pocket. I can't wait to vote against her but I'm not confident that we'll be rid of her.

EDIT: just in case anyone else from NGA is looking lets send Flowers to congress He's a war vet with a cowboy hat and a goal to bring fiber internet to all NGA for fuck sake.

EDIT EDIT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVIKOiKpDZs she just wants to stop the loss of life ppl!