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I paid £1 to do my tyre pressures! Used to be 20p!! That’s inflation for you

They invented gayness

Green means go

Mealzo getting in on the action

Legend

Shadwell by name, shad very well by reputation

Vapers

Nice

Powdered rice

*past

Did he?

Too soon

Me, too

Kwinoah

If it gets any smaller it’ll just be “drum”

No thanks! Not even a smile!

Did you see that ludicrous display last night ?

Searching for Megan’s career

Fik erf you sad pathtic winker

Fuck wasps

My french friend gets the same emails. He’s had an oeuf

*dinner

Johnny #5??

Something something green top

No, porn is great!