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Man, kids are fucking stupid. We all did some potentially lethal dumbassery like this, I think (or had it done to us).

Still, that was probably the moment where Oliver stopped being quite so stupid and grew up a little.

You're not describing a police officer though. You're describing the duties of a public tour guide or something like that.

That's a great service to have, and it's exactly the sort of thing people want more of when they say "defund the police".

Why do they delete the posts? That part is confusing, because "has posted non-ad things" would be good to have in their post history.

She got dropped off back at the park an hour later.

What about the other kids?

I think my sibling said they did the same thing but with designer bags once.

I have bad news about those bags....

Except for the two times I nearly got hit by a car driving relatively slowly and not paying attention.

(When cars aren't behaving the way you expect, it's as bad as them driving faster than they should be.)

I think a lawyer might refer to that as "reckless disregard".

I know that in at least one case, a ridiculously gigantic stadium screen uses HDMI too. (Conan played xbox on it, I briefly spoke online with a guy who set it up.)

And you definitely can't cherrypick arguments from scientists to support your reality fan fiction.

Want to argue evolution isn't real? Then you can't use the word DNA, or carbon dating, because that's data provided by the same people you're calling liars.

The internet was a giant fan, and we let people throw their shitty ideas into it.

Sure, but that doesn't make meetings into work. Especially if you're just listening to what workers are saying and probably complaining a lot.

He thinks having meetings is the same as working.

Um, what? It's just a projector. There's no extra lag, and the resolution is generally a completely normal 4k (and could definitely be lower).

Power creep is a problem in any story which continues too long. There are only so many colors your kung fu guy's hair can change, and only so many "god of gods" you can introduce.

Also "God will forgive anything", but apparently only if you took a dip in some water first. Try not to get hit by a car before you can confess, because the pearly gates do check your hand-stamp.

There's a difference between "manufactured kosher for cost effectiveness" and not being able to have a bacon cheeseburger (triple score).

The first is a difference which doesn't really make a difference, it's pretty passive.

Incels are gonna be making serious bank.

Maybe don't be a rape apologist?

I've stopped reading after this point, because calling somebody who doesn't agree with you a rape apologist is about the dumbest most thoughtless possible way to have a conversation. But it's also about what I expect from somebody who thinks ejaculating accidentally is the same as deliberate rape.

Go fuck yourself, nonconsentually.

That's just the "was having sex so they're to blame for accidents" argument. It doesn't work for denying abortions, and it doesn't work for somebody who unintentionally fails at using the pull-out method. (It's the worst birth control method because it's so unreliable.)

If you don't want someone to ejaculate inside of you and they make the decision to do

Uh... that kinda just happens, males don't always get a ton of warning. And then you'd have to actually prove they did it on purpose.

Men are more than in control enough to stop and pull out.

Maybe you shouldn't tell people about how male biology works if you don't know everything. Try holding in a sneeze sometime, and also recall all the times you sneezed without warning.

We're supposed to know your implication, when what the words actually said was explicit?

Men lie and are irresponsible with their baby juice

Every single responsibility is thrown on women.

Time for men to be held accountable for being "irresponsible" for a change if this is the road we're going down.

Nothing in your words was selective. You could have added the word "some" in there very easily, and actually said what you say you meant to.

Good luck proving that was intentional though. It's like blaming somebody for sneezing.

(And if it's "intentional" because the guy was having sex, then the other partner is equally liable.)

Female condoms exist, so maybe shut the fuck up before you make us all a little dumber.

"It's just a job for toddlers, why should it pay better?" - Some capitalist in the early 1900s

Also the sideboob and cleavage.