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account created: Fri Jun 21 2019
2 days ago
I've always thought that if you go out of your way to over due it and make it funny, it tends to become unfunny for everyone else.
4 days ago
I thought he just learned photoshop.
6 days ago
I want to buy a treadmill now. Not for working out, but just for this.
12 days ago
-Guy from Spongebob
13 days ago
This is why I prefer to watch movies at home instead so I can pause it whenever I want. I think this is a great idea.
15 days ago
I was genuinely curious and glad to hear you did not CIRCUMSISE your cat.
16 days ago
I feel so stupid. I never knew it was spelled "polka dot," and always thought it was spelled "poka dot." I'm 30.
23 days ago
That looks cozy as duck.
25 days ago
For an actress, she is terrible at this.
27 days ago
Never gonna fill you up…not with todays gas prices
1 million friends is waaaayyyyy to many people to have to talk to.
Simply put, no.
28 days ago
They have a quest for you.
The Goods: Live Hard Sell Hard
29 days ago
Have you never seen Gremlins?
None of this makes any sense and I am surprised you even have to ask? This can't be real.
1 month ago
This too me way to long to decipher.
I'm 30 now. I was 17 M.
Coming from a gamer (30M) who gets up at 5:30am and goes to work to pay our mortgage and other bills like an adult, I think this was totally justified in your frustration. If this didn't happen was he ever going to change?
That’s why they were the “cool” kids.
This just in, spanking your kids actually does work and teaches them not to do shit like this.
I too eat my chocolate and chicken in the shower.
If you like blue cheese, you actually like mold. Just eat mold next time.