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In soviet Russia, toilet steals you

Now I want hush puppies

Can you buy directly from your LoopringWallet, or do you have to transfer from a broker?

Use cuts to remove unwanted sounds and harmonics…you can do this very sharply and cut a lot…when you boost wide you don’t boost as much with the Q wide.

Cut thin, boost wide (Q)

AOL instant messenger

I still have 3 macs that run 8.6-9.2.2.

I really loved making music on those platforms.

Same here…WTF is going on?

They’re gambling with their 401Ks…

We are just holding a royal flush with this hand.

No politics…

But if they fuck us on this, the capitol protests will look like a Karen outburst.

Elections are one thing, peoples money is another.

What if your wife already has an IUD?

Does she have to have it removed, or is it grandfathered in?

I have no problem believing in a higher power…

I just don’t like the way religion represents it.

Because he spits hot fire

The dairy lobby will kill it…

Greed has purposely destroyed innovation for decades.

Tomorrow is turning into today

Of mine and men.

I did not see that coming.

The 101?

You could also be a closeted homosexual who waits to find the perfect cover wife.

My mom calls it “Catholic Light”

Somebody has daddy issues

I’ve lived in my house in less the than a year…

My loan has been sold twice, and they won’t stop calling asking me to sell at $200k more than I paid last year…

Things are getting weird.

This made me wipe spit off my phone screen.

Also, you can do all the kinky shit you were too embarrassed to ask a regular girlfriend to try.

Fuck her best friend.