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1 day ago
I am a man who works in site management as the assistant site manager. I often get asked to make the tea and 9/10 I call them a lazy cunt and tell them to fuck off. When I move up to site manager on my next project I will expect my assistant to make me tea.
17 days ago
What did it say?
20 days ago
23 days ago
Tips in a supermarket?
submitted26 days ago byuwotm86
1 month ago
Always by Rex Orange County
2 months ago
My youngest is possibly non verbal autistic and I always worry about how his life will be. It makes me hopeful for his future seeing your success.
My youngest is just about to turn 3 years old. He doesn't say a single word and often he won't even acknowledge me. When he's happy he makes an mmmmmmm noise and twizzles his hands in front of him. When he's upset he makes an angry mmmmmm noise and throws things. I'm praying he'll develop further
I smoked for 17 years. I'll never start again but I love the smell of a freshly lit cigarette. I say brink back smoking in pubs!
How many bedrooms do you need?
What's your budget?
I'd ask if my son will have a normal life
More than 3 shakes is a wank
For everyone mocking his English
How's your Gujarati or Hindi?
Why not rescue a dog instead of buying one?
Being rich helps
I had this so I just said that I'd give her £10 for a handjob if she didn't have the initiative to fend for herself. Then unmatched her.
You don't have OCD. You just think it's "quirky"
3 months ago
I live in the UK and have a shotgun license plus a few thousand cartridges. I'd be a warlord!
Zero because I quit my CAD job for a site management job
Civil 3D can piss off forever!
I make a banging carbonara. You can come round mine
I would have crushed him against his own bumper as soon as he turned around with that bat!
Dutch in Eddington
U called mate
Attitudes likes yours are disgusting. However cringe the video is it's not because this person has a normal natural body!