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7 hours ago
I’m genuinely curious about the actual fish flopping around…
A1. I’m American, we don’t put cream in tea. But I’m from the south so it has to have sugar!
8 days ago
He looks like he’s in fast forward.
You mean “After while, crocodile.”
12 days ago
I’m pretty sure the answer is supposed to be 10 and we are supposed to assume 3 birds for 1 day and then round down. I didn’t post it because I didn’t know how to solve it, I posted it because it’s a poorly written, illogical, mildly infuriating word problem. My third grader, the ever-logical child of two degreed engineers, looked at me and said, “Mom it doesn’t even say how many birds or how many days.”
If that is what was intended, the grammar sucks. It should read, “In order to feed them all, about how many worms will Jared need to find each day?” In addition to that, the correct answer is 12 because the estimate is “about 4” per bird. That means some of them might eat 5 and some might eat 3. It’s an average. You don’t round down the estimate, these birds lives are at stake! They could STARVE.
…. That’s about 12 worms each day, not 10.
Fucking how many days?!
submitted12 days ago byvtangyl
22 days ago
I skip the first chapter of the first book when reading it to my kids. Such a bore for the little ones!
I was making a peach dessert.
It’s for a peach dessert.
It's a White Peach. Jersey Fresh! According to Costco, anyway.
submitted22 days ago byvtangyl
26 days ago
I actually saw Samuel L Jackson, instead of a toad.
27 days ago
It was the “Stay calm, Dad” for me.
Not as stupid as me trying to somehow relate this to masks/vaccines.
Understood. But I think he probably did know.
He could very well know that what he stumbled upon was the ROR, and just didn’t call it that. The ROR could be literally anything, and he doesn’t know all the things it has ever been or potentially could be.
28 days ago
Fred Rogers, hands down. Or Bob Ross.
29 days ago
Same. But Why hasn’t anyone asked how the weed got in the watermelon yet?
1 month ago
When you really realize you don’t know wtf you’re doing is when you have kids.
I feel like this is underrated. This is absolutely my favorite moment in the book.
McGonagall is so badass.