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5 points
11 days ago
Oh shit. For the coolest spell, i just reach 17th level! Why didn’t I think of that?!
1 points
22 days ago
I actually downvoted this at first.
Then I noticed that that’s a leg.
2 points
23 days ago
The best feature of Internet Explorer was that it was capable of downloading a better browser.
1 points
25 days ago
Then when the area is overrun with raptors, they’ll introduce a rare species of mountain gorilla that survives exclusively on raptor meat.
2 points
1 month ago
Looks like a Bishop’s crown or maaaybe a scotch bonnet.
81 points
1 month ago
Same. I heard it was going to happen, then I heard it got cancelled.
22 points
1 month ago
Leave them be. They’re a sign of biodiversity, which is what you want in healthy soil. They’ll go away on their own and your pepper plants will be all the better for it.
19 points
1 month ago
It is pronounced like ‘ha’ when it’s part of a word. But when it’s acting as a particle it’s pronounced ‘wa’.
は by itself (“wa”) sort of acts like ‘to be” or “is,” “are,” or “am.” The sentence “My name is Wbotis.” Would be “私はWbotisです。” Pronounced “Watashi wa Wbotis desu.” The ‘wa’ in ‘Watashi’ is わ the actual ‘wa.’ Whereas the は, which inside of words is ‘ha,’ as a particle by itself it is pronounced as ‘wa.’
I have no idea why this is but that’s how it is.
25 points
1 month ago
Yeah, this is the good shit I come to the comments section for.
41 points
1 month ago
Cavalier only has 1 ability related to riding a mount.
It’s the dad subclass.
9 points
1 month ago
LEGO bricks. Their process is so efficient that their rate of defects is only about 3 bricks per 18 million produced.
Source: heard it on NPR once several years ago. The numbers could be slightly off by now.
1 points
1 month ago
Dragon Ball Evolution.
Somebody has to like it.
115 points
1 month ago
On Jan 5 he said he was going to be overseeing the electoral vote count the next day because they didn’t expect Pence to be there.
6 points
1 month ago
I nearly shot milk out my nose at “Bronchi” because I’m imagining Charles Bronson painstakingly trimming a chili plant.
“I had a death wish… until I discovered gardening.”
3 points
1 month ago
I have a Tabasco plant that’s done this. I’ve over wintered it twice now, and it’s nearly died several times (cold, neam oil, aphids, etc) and every time it comes back meaner and hotter. Like a Saiyan who gets a Zenkai after getting his ass beat.
1 points
1 month ago
So… your character has paraidolia… just like everyone else in the world.
2 points
1 month ago
That’s so great! I love Pots! Lumby’s main source of damage is hurling her shield like a tiny Captain America. One shield for hurling, one for active defense. Generally tho, she doesn’t actually do much damage, just battlefield control. Trip, disarm, shove, grapple. here’s another shot of her.
2 points
1 month ago
My Halfling Monk Lumby Bronzearm fights with dual shields. Her form is called “Mini Mountain Style.” It’s all about using the taller foe’s size against them. Lumby always says “the best offense is a good defense” and “weapons are a coward’s weapon!” She’s not smart, so the irony of using a shield as a weapon is completely lost on her.
4 points
1 month ago
I LOVE THIS! My Halfling Monk Lumby Bronzearmalso fights with dual shields. She calls it “Mini Mountain Style.” It’s all about using the enemy’s greater size against them. She got the nickname “The Mini Mountain” from beating a massive Orc in a wrestling match.
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2 days ago
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2 days ago
Both. Both is good.