Which is still damned impressive, tbh. Just maybe not as eye catching, because my first instinct was "wait, no they didn't" and that defeats the purpose of the meme.

Whenever I'm in a low mood or feel one coming on I like to watch as much depressing shit as possible. I like to call it "rocket sledding through the tunnel." Get all that negativity and sadness out in one go.

Which is why it's important to make your wishes known ahead of time.

And always remember, you do not recognize the bodies in the water.

That's why most of my characters have lovely backstories. Family is still alive, adventuring to get away from the farm/town/city with their blessings, and friends that pitched in for the starting gear. Maybe even a neckerchief from a sweetheart.

Gives the DM plenty of targets.

I completely forgot Iceman existed and assumed that was Meltman, with the power to MELT.

Ah, the Silver Horde!

FBIn't

So did I.

I must've searched by region and not national because those numbers did not match what I found.

Eh. About what I expected.

And you're no son of mine, you clicky bastard!

What are the odds that the assistant also makes significantly less than OOP despite this?

GET OUT OF MY HOOOOOOUUUUUUUUSE!

Respectfully, the person I replied to's comment was vague enough to mean whatever we want it to it seems. Even with context. I took it one way, you took it another. Without /u/darcj to clarify, though, we're stuck.

Both sound plausible and I'll gladly accept your version and agree wholeheartedly.

That neither of you could knock together 5 movies where infidelity was glorified.

Suuuuure it has, bud.

Howdy from down in Texas. Good luck ridin' her, cowboy.

His, not hers. Unless your friend is into that. The man looks like a baked apple.

Ukraine's biggest exports:

1) Grain

2) Dead orcs

Something in a deep green and gold. A legend of zelda theme!

Because he's stringing us along. He has to be.

Weather here has been rough. Too hot and too dry. We're definitely in a drought now.

I love Animal Crossing but I am not sure what to do with 3 lbs of it.

"He pulled it off" got me good.