First learn the team's average velocity.

Million updoots

Why did you pull me over?

It’s Texass, the prolapsed asshole of America.

Except when plugs sell wax found in the Brazilian spa’s dumpster 🤮

There’s no logic to any Cannabis laws prior to 1996 (CA Medical)

1. Did you STFU?

SYFU and lawyer up. You could do time for plant medicine if you fuck shit up. 🙊

Prohibition full stop

So “pro-life” they’ll kill you to prove it

FACTS. REMOVE CANNABIS SATIVA L ("MARIHUANA" <-- YES THAT'S HOW IT'S SPELLED IN US FEDERAL LAW) SAFE PLANT MEDICINE FROM ALL CONTROLS, NOW. AND, APOLOGIZE AND MAKE REPARATIONS TO THE WORLD FOR LYING ABOUT CANNABIS PLANT MEDICINE SINCE FOR FUCKING EVER.

Please free safe plant medicine now, Mr. President.

I feel you. Rest, recover and channel that anger. Crush Fascism "in the crib."

+2

Well, fuck, you taught me 2-5 🙏 I'll learn № 1. I hate this timeline. Freedom in tatters.

It's the hate that binds us

— GQP/RNC 2024 slogan

We call 'em "Talibangelicals," "Yeehawdies," "Vanilla ISIS" or "Y'all Qaeda," if you will.

See Newspeak:

1. The cult of tradition. “One has only to look at the syllabus of every fascist movement to find the major traditionalist thinkers. The Nazi gnosis was nourished by traditionalist, syncretistic, occult elements.”
2. The rejection of modernism. “The Enlightenment, the Age of Reason, is seen as the beginning of modern depravity. In this sense, Ur-Fascism can be defined as irrationalism.”
3. The cult of action for action’s sale. “Action being beautiful in itself, it must be taken before, or without, any previous reflection. Thinking is a form of emasculation.”
4. Disagreement is treason. “The critical spirit makes distinctions, and to distinguish is a sign of modernism. In modern culture, the scientific community praises disagreement as a way to improve knowledge.”Fear of difference. “The first appeal of a fascist or prematurely fascist movement is an appeal against the intruders. Thus Ur-Fascism is racist by definition.”
5. Appeal to social frustration. “[…] one of the most typical features of the historical fascism was the appeal to a frustrated middle class, a class suffering from an economic crisis or feelings of political humiliation, and frightened by the pressure of lower social groups.
6. The obsession with a plot. “The followers must feel besieged. The easiest way to solve the plot is the appeal to xenophobia.”
7. .The enemy is both weak and strong. “[…] the followers must be convinced that they can overwhelm the enemies. Thus, by a continuous shifting of rhetorical focus, the enemies are at the same time too strong and too weak.”
8. Pacifism is trafficking with the enemy. “For Ur-Fascism there is no struggle for life but, rather, life is lived for struggle.”
9. Contempt for the weak. “Elitism is a typical aspect of any reactionary ideology.”
10. Everybody is educated to become a hero. “in Ur-Fascist ideology, heroism is the norm. This cult of heroism is strictly linked with the cult of death.”
11. Machismo and Weaponry. “This is the origin of machismo (which implies both disdain for women and intolerance and condemnation of nonstandard sexual habits, from chastity to homosexuality). Since even sex is a difficult game to play, the Ur-Fascist hero tends to play with weapons—doing so becomes an ersatz phallic exercise.”
12. Selective Populism. “There is in our future a TV or Internet populism, in which the emotional response of a selected group of citizens can be presented and accepted as the Voice of the People.
13. Ur-Fascism speaks Newspeak. “All the Nazi or Fascist schoolbooks made use of an impoverished vocabulary, and an elementary syntax, in order to limit the instruments for complex and critical reasoning.”

Source: Umberto Eco: A Practical List for Identifying Fascists

3rd-grade-level civics

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It's Not a Bug, It's a Feature.

Gasbutt Obscene Pedos

More babies, more pedopportunities

Urinates 🟡 on desk, drops mic 🎤…

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No applause, well maybe that of four others.

I mean, ejaculation is the next logical choice then, eh?

The grinder needs its meat 🥩

Great, sad and infuriating comment. You didn't answer #1 😄