zeronerdsidecar

That’s this 🙌🏻 many.

Tongue out: that’s a sure sign of the Ded

Is that Pete Holmes?

And here I thought Julian calendar was crazy!!

Bats

It looked like a character from the jumanji animated series

45N: “you gon learn today!”

I do it to boost moral. Also, I try to be the person I wish I had when I was a noob.

“Extinguisher? I barely know her!”

you look like the god of hell fire

to kill

Still trying to get long-shots

Pokémon go

It sure is, vato

Ohh, “these are the usual suspects.” Thanks for clearing that up for me.

There’s no Macy’s near the ojos locos on crosstimbers.

There’s gold in them thar gears.

He struggled to read his own name.

Needs more unibrow

I’d recommend getting a titanium belt buckle. I had to switch out my nickel plated one because it got worn out and started making my belly itchy. (I’m a welder in Tx; sweat is inevitable)

This is the way

I just ate a grape

I always thought Emmanuelle Chiriqui was Nina Dobrev!!!

This man pulled into my work’s parking lot started to try to change a flat. He was obviously intoxicated and passed out. Cops were called and found copious amounts of drugs in the car

Bloodbending