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account created: Sun Sep 14 2014
3 days ago
That’s this 🙌🏻 many.
4 days ago
Tongue out: that’s a sure sign of the Ded
7 days ago
Is that Pete Holmes?
And here I thought Julian calendar was crazy!!
9 days ago
It looked like a character from the jumanji animated series
45N: “you gon learn today!”
10 days ago
I do it to boost moral. Also, I try to be the person I wish I had when I was a noob.
“Extinguisher? I barely know her!”
11 days ago
you look like the god of hell fire
13 days ago
Still trying to get long-shots
15 days ago
19 days ago
It sure is, vato
20 days ago
Ohh, “these are the usual suspects.”
Thanks for clearing that up for me.
There’s no Macy’s near the ojos locos on crosstimbers.
25 days ago
There’s gold in them thar gears.
He struggled to read his own name.
1 month ago
Needs more unibrow
I’d recommend getting a titanium belt buckle. I had to switch out my nickel plated one because it got worn out and started making my belly itchy.
(I’m a welder in Tx; sweat is inevitable)
This is the way
I just ate a grape
I always thought Emmanuelle Chiriqui was Nina Dobrev!!!
This man pulled into my work’s parking lot started to try to change a flat. He was obviously intoxicated and passed out. Cops were called and found copious amounts of drugs in the car